Is there enough time to get to a medical supply store and rent a wheel chair and put Gerrity's name on it, and add some old age gifts such as a package of Depends, etc. and wheel it by the USC bench and fans for this afternoon's game? I just thought that was absolutely hilarious when I received such a gag gift on my 50th birthday.............

Or perhaps the chant, "He's your Daddy" everytime he touches the ball?

All too lame, perhaps.

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