Irishman wrote:
I'm a Padre,
I'm a Padre,
I'm a Padre 'til I Die,
And I'd rather be a Padre
Than a CHERRY
from si
that's actually an old Riordan song from way back... just substitute "rabbit" for "padre."  For some reason, people who went to Riordan were referred to as "rabbits."  The cherry thing comes from the red letterman jackets that SI students wore.